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Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega. Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma,Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar, Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai, Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar.. Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!By Uzzal Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi. Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Koshish hai gam chopane ki Mere ahbaab samajte hai Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300 Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. 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By Raj Boparai. Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi. By Baasha Cartoon Network Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain. Zindagi ki rah main Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay. . thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,. …phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay. Akash ke taron main Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya. Her sham ke bad Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai. Youn hi tanhai main hum Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. Punditji ne apke mobile ki Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad i miss u utna jitna u miss me i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse chand taro ka nur aap per barse; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse. Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. By Nazia dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl. SMS kar sakte ho! Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai, Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender. Circuit Bhai.! Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta haiBy Shoaib zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. By Luck Kumar ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!By shehran ayub kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho. Aaj tu hai. Aaj ho na ho. Ya pel tu hay. Ya pel ho na ho. Hum tu hia. Hum ho na ho. Humari dosti tu hai. By shehran ayub HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE By muazam Log apna banake chod dete hai. Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai, Bachpan main "mama" a. Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah, Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya, auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko, auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. By Santosh. Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi. kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye. By Dream Girl tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay By Dream Girl dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo BY ALA tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 loveBY ALA yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha.. yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha. Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha. By Qaay Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain, duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.By Ali mangta hoon to deti nahi mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka By warraich. white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai. !!!. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi. .! Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge. ?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila. ?Ha ha ha ha Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro, dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye,,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. You r my sweet SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! higher studies Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar. 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha. Ball to pahle se hi gol hai Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. 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Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai, khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha. .. woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa. … mat kaho bura us ko. …. …. . jo howa so howa. …. …. ….. khush rakhy khuda us ko. …. ..By Sayani Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai HotiBy Sayani chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote By Kapil Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera, main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer D se dosti, d se dushmani, D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil, d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. By Shumaila Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey, Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia Tumhaara intezaar karte karte Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.By nomi meo Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main, Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.By .. Latest Full Movies. The Hunters 2011 Hindi Dual Audio Full Movie Download. Directed by Siva. With Ajith Kumar, Vivek Oberoi, Kajal Aggarwal, Akshara. What trade analysts call the most profitable period for the Hindi film industry has begun with the month of September. 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Starring Nawazuddin Siddiqui as the acclaimed Urdu poet Saddat Hassan Manto, the Nandita Das directorial showcases the story of a poet who fought for his freedom of expression. It also features Rasika Dugal, Tahir Bhasin, Javed Akhtar, Rishi Kapoor, Divya Dutta, Paresh Rawal, Chandan Roy Sanyal and Rajashri Deshpande amongst others. The film was screened at Cannes Film Festival and Toronto International Film Festival. Here's a look at the movies that are hitting theatres in upcoming days:. An adaptation of 2016 Telugu film Pelli Choopulu, Mitron starring Jackky Bhagnani and Kritika Kamra is set in a Gujarati milieu. Bhagnani, in the movie, plays the role of a lazy man who dreams of achieving big. Presented by Abundantia Entertainment and Vikram Malhotra, the film will release on the same day as Manmarziyaan and Love Sonia. A pop up will open with all listed sites, select the option "ALLOW", for the respective site under the status head to allow the notification. To start receiving timely alerts, as shown below click on the Green "lock" icon next to the address bar. Sui Dhaaga Challenge: Rajkummar Rao Nails It Like A Boss; All Thanks To His Role In Stree!. Quality: UnCut HDRip Hevc Mobile. Me 300MB Movies Counter Worldfree4u 9xMovies downloadhub khatrimaza. Rehearsals in full swing for Beating Retreat and Tattoo ceremony. 2018 The Indian Express Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Movie Download, AntMan and the Wasp (2018) Hindi Dubbed Full Movies in HD Mkv Mp4 Movies Free Download Filmywap 480p 720p worldfree4u 9xmovies Downloadhub bolly4u khatrimaza Movies.. September looks exciting with an interesting lineup of films belonging to different genres releasing during the month. Films like Laila Majnu, Gali Guleiyan, Love Sonia and Pataakha make it the month of newcomers in the industry as well. plot. Raduaa 2018 Movie Download MKV MP4 HD Online Free from. Once the changes is done, click on the "Save Changes" option to save the changes. Paris assesses injuries, damage after worst riots since 1968. Ace director Anurag Kashyap's upcoming Manmarziyaaan follows the characters of Vicky Kaushal, Taapsee Pannu and Abhishek Bachchan, and attempts to throw light on trials and tribulations of love. Manmarziyaan is being produced by Aanand L Rai and will hit the big screen on September 14. Scroll down the page to the "Permission" section. Bollywood has an interesting line up of movies to offer in the month of September. Nawazuddin Siddiqui: I am surprised how Rajkumar Hirani became such a renowned director. To Start receiving timely alerts please follow the below steps:. Click on the "Options ", it opens up the settings page,. Sui Dhaaga - Made In India is a 2018 Bollywood comedy-drama, written and directed by Sharat Katariya. The movie stars Varun Dhawan and Anushka Sharma in lead. Varun Dhawan and Anushka Sharma's Sui Dhaaga will be out in cinemas on September 28. The official description of the film reads, "Sui Dhaaga– Made in India is a heartwarming story of pride and self-reliance, which finds its roots in the heart of India and reflects the passion that runs through the veins of every single Indian." While Anushka plays an embroiderer, Varun has taken up the role of a tailor in this Sharat Katariya directorial. The music of the film has been composed by Anu Malik. Wedding Look Book: Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh. After the debacle of Kangana Ranaut, Shahid Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan 's Rangoon, Vishal Bhardwaj is coming up with a comedy-drama titled Pataakha. The movie set in Rajasthan is a story of two sisters (Radhika Madan and Sanya Malhotra) who are always at war with each other. The trailer and the songs of the film have an earthy touch and after exciting sneak peeks into the film, the audience awaits to see what the movie has to offer them. Pataakha is backed by actors like Vijay Raaz and Sunil Grover. 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Our partners use cookies to ensure we show you advertising that is relevant to you. If you continue without changing your settings, we'll assume that you are happy to receive all cookies on Filmibeat website. However, you can change your cookie settings at any time. Learn more.. Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi. By Baasha Cartoon Network Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain. Zindagi ki rah main Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay. . thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,. …phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay. Akash ke taron main Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya. Her sham ke bad Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai. Youn hi tanhai main hum Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. Punditji ne apke mobile ki Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad i miss u utna jitna u miss me i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse chand taro ka nur aap per barse; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse. Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. By Nazia dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl. SMS kar sakte ho! Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai, Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender. Circuit Bhai.! Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta haiBy Shoaib zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. By Luck Kumar ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!By shehran ayub kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho. Aaj tu hai. Aaj ho na ho. Ya pel tu hay. Ya pel ho na ho. Hum tu hia. Hum ho na ho. Humari dosti tu hai. By shehran ayub HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE By muazam Log apna banake chod dete hai. Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai, Bachpan main "mama" a. milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai, khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha. .. woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa. … mat kaho bura us ko. …. …. . jo howa so howa. …. …. ….. khush rakhy khuda us ko. …. ..By Sayani Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai HotiBy Sayani chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote By Kapil Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera, main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer D se dosti, d se dushmani, D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil, d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. By Shumaila Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey, Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia Tumhaara intezaar karte karte Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.By nomi meo Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main, Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.By . Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah, Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya, auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko, auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. By Santosh. Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega. Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma,Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar, Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai, Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar.. Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!By Uzzal Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona. sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko, haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona. ….for RAJ from Jass Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! Ashwarya rai Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai unke haath peele ho gaye jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye. kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye. By Dream Girl tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay By Dream Girl dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo BY ALA tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 loveBY ALA yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha.. yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha. Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha. By Qaay Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain, duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.By Ali mangta hoon to deti nahi mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka By warraich. Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Koshish hai gam chopane ki Mere ahbaab samajte hai Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300 Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. By Neel Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay By JinBaba sher;Phir na jane kon duao sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. By shaheryar zindagi main sada muskurate zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.By Rajja Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.By Shubo kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad. kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad. kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log, mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad. By Raj Boparai. You r my sweet SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi. .! white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai. !!!. Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge. ?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila. ?Ha ha ha ha Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro, dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye,,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! higher studies Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar. 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha. Ball to pahle se hi gol hai Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi..

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